Warning: Humor alert!

I’m sorry I’ve been absent so much. It’s just that it’s been such a quiet (yay!) summer so far, I haven’t really had much to say. I’m working on a post about Reed’s new therapist, but it’s not ready yet, so while you wait, check out this hillarious joke that was sent to me on Myspace (thanks for the laugh, Darlene).

A guy is flying in a hot air balloon, and he’s lost. He lowers himself over a field and calls to a guy “Can you tell me where I am and where I’m headed?”“Sure. You’re at 41 degrees 2 minutes and 14 seconds North, 144 degrees 4 minute and 19 seconds East; you’re at an altitude of 762 meters above sea level, and right now you’re hovering, but you were on a vector of 234 degrees at 12 meters per second”“Amazing! Thanks! By the way, do you have Asperger’s Syndrome?”

“I do! How did you know that?”

“Because everything you said is true, it’s much more detail than I need, and you told me in a way that’s no use to me at all.”

“Huh. Are you a clinical psychologist?”

“I am, but how the heck did you know that??”

“You don’t know where you are. You don’t know where you’re going. You got where you are by blowing hot air. You put labels on people after asking a few questions, and you’re in exactly the same spot you were 5 minutes ago, but now, somehow, it’s my fault!

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5 Comments

  1. Kristin said,

    August 3, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Too funny! (lol) I needed a good laugh today.
    Glad to see you back :o)

    Kristin

  2. Daisy said,

    August 8, 2007 at 10:51 am

    This is hilarious!

  3. Tomorra said,

    October 28, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    This is hillarious!! Glad I was cruisin’ by to see you!

  4. Gina said,

    January 1, 2008 at 12:27 am

    So funny!
    Happy New Year!

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